Feminist Swedish MP Undergoes Female Circumcision To Foster Understanding

Stockholm, Sweden – August 3, 2023 Swedish member of parliament Ronja Andersson, a self-declared “radical intersectional feminist” recently had a surgical operation performed to circumcise her clitoris.  She had this done “to foster understanding”.  Ronja Andersson is the first European MP to go ahead with the procedure, although others in Sweden and around Europe have also expressed interest. I sincerely hope that this symbolic gesture will help our new Swede friends know that the old Swedes respect your customs. – Ronja Andersson, Swedish MP Swedes have been a tolerant people for a long…

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Sweden Joins List of State Sponsors of Terrorism

Washington, DC – July 8, 2062: Today, Sweden gained the dubious distinction of becoming the first European state to be deemed a state sponsor of terrorism.  This designation is used by The United States Department of State specifically, but has worldwide implications.  In fact, a number of countries, including Russia, China, Poland, Hungary, and the United Arab Emirates joined the United States with such designations of their own.  In addition, a group of more than 30 countries has also expressed a willingness to harshen sanctions that have already been in place…

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